Even though Singapore Airlines has equipped its new A380 jets with private double bed suites, company officials are saying you’d better not do the bouncy bouncy in there or you’ll meet with their stern disapproval.

The first-class suite gives you a double bed, privacy and endless champagne. What do you expect if couples in love after a few drinks if they get in the mood?

Probably none going to follow this rule, especially if they’ve paid that much for the flight. I wonder what would happen if a couple are caught doing it. Surely they can’t be thrown off the plane.. huhuhu.

It makes no sense in offering a nice romantic private double bed suites if you do not want your passengers to engage in certain types of behavior.