Man walks into a bank, wants to open an account, hands teller a $1 million bill.
He cursed bank workers after the teller in Clearwater, S.C., wouldn’t take his funny money.

There is no such thing as a one million dollar bill, but investigators say that didn’t stop Alexander D. Smith, 31 from trying to open a bank account with one. Never has been a $1 million bill. The largest United State greenback ever as $100,000 back in the 1930s.

He wasn’t charged with stupidity, but he was arrested and accused of forgery and disorderly conduct.

Crapp…