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Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Cerewet! Memang cerewet.

Mungkin telah ditakdirkan sikap mereka begitu. Mungkin dari azali lagi mereka ni c.e.r.e.w.e.t. Kalau ada jantan yang slow, yang berkira-kira, yang banyak songel ni biasanya kita dengar orang akan kaitkannya dengan perempuan, cerewet macam perempuan. Bukan aku kata, orang kata.

Soal memilih pasangan hidup, pun cerewet. Nak yang hensem, yang ada kereta, yang kerja best-best, ada rumah besar, ada yang itu yang ini. Seorang kawan perempuan yang aku kenal sampai hari ni masih belum berbopren sebab nak cari bakal suami seorang architect atau engineer yang kaya. Umur dah melebihi 30 tapi masih ada hati mau demand. Itu memilih namanya, bukan memilih untuk mencari suami yang baik dari yang tak baik. Mari kita bandingkan dengan lelaki, rupa paras wanita dah jadi no 2, yang penting baik, beriman dan mampu menjalankan urusan rumahtangga. Kalau dia dah berkenan dengan seorang perempuan tu, dia jumpa mak bapak perempuan tu, melamar, bertunang dan terus kahwin. Mudah jer.

Perempuan kalau gi shopping, masa itu lah kalau nak kenal cerewetnya perempuan. Belek itu belek ini. Nak beli pengetip kuku pun abis round satu shopping complex. Itu belum kira nak beli sepasang kasut lagi kan. Berbanding dengan lelaki, nampak jer pengetip kuku umpamanya, terus bayar. Abis cerita, banyak lagi masa yang boleh digunakan untuk kerja-kerja yang lebih berfaedah dari pusing satu complex sekadar nak window shopping! Betul tak gang-gang mesyuarat tingkap semua? :)

Itu tak kira lagi camana cerewetnya mereka memilih kain langsir. Nak match dengan kaler floor tiles lah, wall panel colour lah.. aduhai. Corak bunga besar tak mau nak bunga kecik, yang ada manik-manik lah.

Lelaki kalau diajak keluar ke bandar, contohnya. Pakai seluar, sarung baju, buka pintu rumah cari selipar, hidupkan engine kereta ON kan air con. Siap. Tak sampai 5 minit. Perempuan, mak aii.. cari anak tudung, cari baju kecik seluar kecik nak match dengan kaler yang dia pakai, duk depan almari baju kaler mana nak match dengan kain ka dengan seluar ka pakai tudung herot situ herot sini dah 5 minit, gincu campur bedak lagi, bergaya dengan cermin lagi, eh sempat lagi basuh pinggan, duduk depan rak kasut duk pikir mana kasut nak pakai. Aduh saleha.. setengah jam paling cepat. Itu pun tak kira anak-anak yang nak ikut sekali. Jangan marah.

Kalau kita nak list kan perkara-perkara cerewet seorang perempuan tu, mungkin memerlukan lebih banyak ruang di blog ni, jadi untuk tidak merugikan space yang ada ni, kita beri 2-3 contoh jer lah. Terlalu banyak kecerewetan mereka sebenarnya.

Namun anugerah cerewet ini lah sebenarnya sesuai dengan perempuan bila kita lihat kejadian yang Tuhan jadikan mereka ni perlu dengan sifat-sifat cerewet ni, nantilah kita sambung lagi. Nanti kita lihat kenapa cerewet itu perlu ada pada wanita…

My first ebook..

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

I can’t believe I’ve just finished creating my very first e-book. I thought it would be so difficult and I thought that creating e-books were only for the big marketing guru’s or techies. I’m neither of these and I created it with ease. Peh.. just get your PDF editor like Adobe Acrobat 7, do some edit and convert to PDF, you’re done. I never realized that ebook and pdf file is almost the same thing!

There are a lot of e-book outside there with a lot of information.

This plain stupid ebook of mine is designed to help people understand and learn how to use Filezilla to tansfer the file, or FTP. Actually this tutorial was posted in my previous post. You can go here to have a look.

So, this is my first trial and I think what can i do next is to produce a profitable ebook.. wow i’ll be a millionaire in the next 24 hours, start counting 23 hours left, 22 hours left fcuk man it is only a joke, a famous stupid joke on the net …. bla bla .. i like to see the cartoon that shown in this blog.

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Cara-cara install Filezilla - Malay version.pdf

Anyway this is my first ebook. Right click, save as.

Rempit tersembam..

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Movie mat rempit yang aku terima dari email.. cari penyakit betul ler..

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Shell logo History

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

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The form of the Shell emblem has changed gradually over the years in line with trends in graphic design.

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The latest emblem was created by group of Mat Rempits. Please dont laugh, its their creativity to add paddy flower to the existing Shell logo. Lets look at the paddy flower. The paddy flower symbolises solidarity and close cooperation multiracial member at the various level of hierachy.. huhuhu.
I think this logo belong to Pangkah Shell or Budak Shell gang.. not Jamil Maut, Dayak etc.

The Malaysian police have classified this group, ‘Apache Sereng Mat rempit as persistent and active in recruiting students and getting them involved in anti-social activities such as motorcycle theft, illegal racing and alcohol consumption.

ROFL…

How private is your private life?

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Technology is making the world smaller, you can make a video call from your cell phone using 3G service. You also can make the same thing from your PC to anywhere in the world using clients such as YM or Skype. But at the same time you can be tracked by your ISP provider, where you from etc. Now, everytime you lie to your partner about your location, then your’re in trouble because your location can often be tracked and pinpointed in real time if your cell phone is turned on.

If you are using credit or debit card, your movements throughout the day can be tracked based on what and where you purchase. The financial institution knows your habbits, online spending, what type of beer you like or the worst case they will know if you purchase sex materials from website. Even it does not itemize exactly what items were purchased, we can’t say that information can’t be passed along. Huhuhu..

Your ISP can track the web pages you visit, so do your office IT group. They will know either you surfed pornographic site or not. Thousands of people have been fired for putting their work computers to “personal” use by surfing porn. Usually they’re caught because somebody has installed software like WebSense, a popular workplace monitoring package that keeps logs of where they try to go..

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Geng Apache Sereng

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Geng Mat Rempit kini dikesan semakin agresif merekrut ahli baru dengan menyebarkan pelekat khas bagi membezakan satu kumpulan dengan kumpulan lain sebagai tanda penguasaan dan bilangan pengikut mengikut kawasan. Adehh.. macam-macam bebudak rempit sekarang.

Sumber polis berkata, sehingga kini pihaknya mengenal pasti beberapa kumpulan Mat Rempit yang aktif seperti ‘Geng Apache’, ‘Pangkah Shell’ atau ‘Budak Shell’, ‘Geng Dayak (Apache) Junior’, “Apache Sereng” dan Geng Jamil Maut” yang terus aktif berlumba terutama pada malam minggu. Sakit kepala aku tengok generasi hari ni.. Geng maut pun ada.. Geng Malaikat Maut jer takde.

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Cara-cara install wordpress to your pc - Malay Version

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Sebenarnya, masa mula-mula aku berkenalan dengan blog ni, aku tengok banyak wordpress template yang di hasilkan oleh webdesigner kat luar sana. Cantik-cantik belaka, sejuk perut mak dia orang masa ngandungkan dia orang. Jadi aku terfikir lah untuk mempunyai satu wordpress template yang aku hasilkan sendiri, tapi aku sedar diri aku ni rabun HTML, tapi tak la buta. So buat masa ni boleh lah edit dan modify apa yang original designer tu buat mengikut selera aku sendiri.

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