These are quotes on marriage by some well known people. Lets read together..

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her - Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. - James Holt McGavran

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t. - Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
- Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… - Anonymous

You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. - Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” - Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. - Sam Levenson

The middle years of marriage are the most crucial. In the early years, spouses want each other and in late years, they need each other. - Rebecca Tilly