56 things to make woman happy
May 10th, 2008 by eddyra on LifeNo, I won’t list all 56 things to make woman happy but you can read them at blogger cikgu waliz here. walizdiary.blogspot.com
Now, what I can say, thats true women want everything in this world. OMG!
May 10th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
OMG…eddyra!!! u will create a controversy …fatiah where are u?? i need your help!
errr was it wrong for me to write down what i want…we might get only 50% from that but still it will make me happy u know…uh uh!
ReplyMay 10th, 2008 at 4:49 pm Reply
May 10th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
haha…what a ‘really short’ list… Just wondering cikgu waliz,do we really need all of them? I dont think i will need ‘that superman’…hehe..
ReplyMay 11th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
up to u la lea…tapi kadang2 kalau kita taknak si superman, nanti kita kena jadi superwoman pulak…! lagi teruk..kan? kan? kan?
tak pecaya? pegi kat pasar Siti Khadijah…:D
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 9:19 am
kat pasar siti khadijah tu memang superwoman…sy hormat pade diorang sume…tp in this case, sy bukan superwoman, tp ikhlas, rasenye memang sy tak perlukan semua ciri2 superman tu…:)
Anyway, cikgu waliz, kalu dpt sorg macm tu dlm dunia ni, dia memang 1 dlm berbillion manusia..betul tak? hehe…
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Perempuan more strength than orang lelaki…why..?
…going to work, take care to family and kids… and able to living witout man/husband… and to man .. they unable to stand with if have no partner… buktinya.. orang lelaki akan kawin semula jika solo…. he..he..
Tetapi mengapa ada perumpamaan ini:
Reply“NO WOMAN NO CRY, NO MAN WOMAN CRY”..?… ha.ha..ha..
May 12th, 2008 at 11:39 am
There is always two sides of a coin, two butt cheeks and two balls…ngeh..ngeh..
56 things aje?
rasa mcm nk tambah 1 depan tu..hakhak!
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
gaduh la korang laki bini..
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Perempuan tetap perempuan, sama saja. 9 nafsu dan 1 akal. 9 nafsu perempuan ni termasuklah nafsu nak melawa, nak bergedik-gedik, nak nampak ayu, nak perhatian, nak lebih dari orang lain, nak dimanja-manja, nak di belai, cepat melenting, cepat pitam, cepat itu cepat ini, itu ini, begitu begini dan sebagainya. Itu lah sifat-sifat semula jadi seorang perempuan, dan dalam 56 items tu dah termasuk ler.
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
but eddy…u got 9 brain and one desire right? the one desire tu kalau tak pasal pompuan, susah jugak kan? takkan nak kat lelaki kot? muaghahahahahahaha…
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
and i think lea..to be fair to all men out there..they have all the 56 traits i mentioned above..some have it and some dont want to flaunt it…and some have lil’ bit here and there…EG: some men can cook but they prefer their wife to cook for them eventhough both of them are working and reach home at the same time…:D
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
apa sudah jadi????
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
men are always want to treat as leader or king..betul kn? thats why la cikgu, kalu sampai kat umah, still mahu dilayan isteri yang same2 sampai dgn dia jugak..hehe
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
lea wrote:
itu tandenye man itu sayangkan isterinya…Sayangkan isteri dikerje-kerjekan…tak gitu?
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Sayang sangat la tu Zol….so jgn marah kalau isteri x sempat nak berhias..asyik duduk dapur je…hihihi
eh..mana si eddy ni..senyap jer..sorry la i dah buat blog ni mcm blog sendiri pulok!
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Orang lelaki kena tolong isteri kat dapur, paling kurangpun menemankan isteri kat dapur tu…
Eddy sekarang ini sedang sibuk menolong isterinya menumbuk sambal belacan….
ReplyMay 12th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
ye la zol,sygkn isteri dkeje2kn..kalu sygkn suami?disuap2kn si suami 2 smpai jd boroi..perut dh maju selangkah ke dpn..hehe…kdg2 suami2 ni bkn sedo diri dh boroi,blagak macho lg…:)
I think en eddy sdg mgumpul ‘buah tgn’ utk kte la cikgu,utk geng2 mesyuarat tgkp ni..maybe tgh cr y kaw2 punye..hehe…
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Bersyukur …kalau dapat suami yang faham tugas isteri yg bekerja ….sure sesama ringankan tugas isteri di rumah. Takder lah ‘ i’m d boss’ all the time. Amannyaaa dunia…nyaman sungguh! ehehhe :p
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 1:22 am
What’s the problem? if you guys love your women give as much as you can afford to make us happy.Jgn lokek.I admire Waliz for knowing what she wants when most people don’t. What we want do not mean we get but no harm asking and trying our luck.
ReplyLea- Remember ,aim for the stars and maybe you will reach the sky. Also dun forget we are members ahli mesyuarat Windows bukan ahli mesyuarat tingkap.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Wah dah jadi macam forum pulak dah entry ni.. muahahah. Semalam rumah aku punya phone line dgn streamyx mampus. Apa kejadah punya tmnet.
Masa belajar dulu, cikgu ada buat satu perbahasan antara lelaki dan perempuan. Cikgu tu suruh nyatakan kenapa lelaki lebih baik dari perempuan ATAU kenapa perempuan lebih baik dari lelaki.
Jadi masing-masing beri ler pendapat masing-masing. Sampai turn aku, aku jawab: Lelaki lebih baik dari perempuan sebab perempuan tu bodoh. Simple je statement aku dan takde huraian kenapa aku kata gitu, last-last puak2 tu booooo sama aku. Hantu betul..
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 8:32 am
eddyra wrote:
hehe…now i know, every statement we made,we should follow up with explaination or elaboration…nanti kena boooo…hahaha…
and for kak fatiah, maybe u r right…we should aim for the star, at least we can reach the sky…and sorry for the statement…ahli mesyuarat Windows…hahaha
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 11:53 am
ni ambik dr komen en eddy…
kasi hot skit…hehe
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction
She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
ReplyIf you listen, she wants you to talk…
May 13th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
hek eleh.. malam-malam cari isteri jugak - orang perempuan cakap lah.
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
eddyra wrote:
Sbb perempuan tu bodoh? Sungguh kamu tak sayang mulut, sbb tu kena boooo. kalau kami ahli mesyuarat windows ada lagi terok kamy kena. Cuba tiru mcm Zol sayang sangat kat bini die, kalau tak tolong kat dapur temankan isteri kat dapur pu jadi. My advice to you MCPs - do not under estimate tangan yg menghayun buaiyan.
ReplyEh mana Shah? Sibuk kot?
May 13th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
alah pn fatiah, itu kan zaman budak-budak, zaman jiwaluka.
Hari ni bila dah orang rumah ni, lain la pulak kan. Kalau saya tak bantu dia siapa lagi kan. Kalau anak nak mandi, yang mandikan, pakai baju, lap badan anak-anak tu wife saya. Saya tolong sikat rambut anak-anak. Kira membantu la tu.
Macam tengah-tengah malam anak no 2 nak susu, saya pun tolong juga, tolong beri tahu wife saya, anak nak susu.
Memang Tuhan jadikan perempuan itu untuk lelaki, sifat-sifat cerewet, sifat mengada-ngada, peel yang entah hapa-hapa tu semua memang Tuhan jadikan kepada perempuan untuk lelaki tingkatkan darjat kesabaran. Perempuan nak melawa, nak cantik-cantik, nak gedik-gedik semua tu pun bukan untuk kambing, ayam, itik, rusa, kenari, kancil, kerengga, siput, tenggiling, bigfoot, ayam hutan, ayam kapang, biri-biri, unta, kuda belang, penyu, ulat bulu, ulat nangka, cakkredik (tau ke cakkredik?) beruang dan sebagainya, tetapi untuk lelaki jugak. Sebab tu la kan, kalau kita tengok anak-anak dare belasan tahun yang baru belajar pakai gincu tergedik-gedik bila lelaki tengok dia, sebab apa sebab dia tahu cas positive telah bertindak balas dengan cas negative. Apa aku tulis eh.. entah la baca je la.. muahahaha.
Hidup bantu membantu. Letih di atas kita tukar posisi.
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
hahaha..gile ah bro
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
firdaus, siapa dan apa yang gila tu hahaha..
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
saya dengan rasminya menutup forum panas dan berapi ini… siapa menang? jawapannya ialah pompuan sebab kalau tak pompuan akan merajuk dan lelaki kena tidur kat luar…hehehe! susah jugak jadi lelaki ni kan? sabar je la…..Sabar itu separuh dari iman…wassalam:D
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
hahaha…walaupun terlewat nak joint kau orang today..aku tak habis-habis ketawa sorang-sorang….ntah apa-apa la kamu orang semua ni….kepala tak betul..(termasukkah aku..?
Reply…Ini semua walizdairy.blogspot punye hal..
May 13th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Zol wrote:
No problem Zol belum lewat lagi pasl eddyra belum baca doa penutup. Dia tengah sibuk layan maam dan anak2nya sbagai seorg suami mithali. Tapi confirm 1-0 org pompuan menang.
ReplyMay 13th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
’sodaqallahuladzim’..hehe..
Maka dgn ini,sahlah ahli mesyuarat windows menang…kuang3x…
Jgn marah ye en eddy..nti kena jual..hahaha
ReplyMay 14th, 2008 at 12:21 am
hahaha…OK ler….let’s ladies win, and congrate both parties have nothing to loose. Good night…
Fuhhh..syoknye tidor…bismillah…krrrh..krrrh…Zzzzol
ReplyMay 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm Reply