I got one joke for you guys..

A mother and a father were arguing on who is the most coward between them, after a long argument they decided to ask their two kids who they think was the most coward between them.

The first one says,” Dad is the most coward one, he`s scared of women. Whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town he closes his one eye.”

The second kid goes,” That’s nuttin, Mom is so scared to sleep alone, when Dad works nightshift, Mom sleeps with the man next door. Sometimes she invites the gardener to sleep with her.”