Selepas minum-minum dengan member member malam tu, aku pun start motor dan blah balik ke rumah ler. Macam biasa lah perjalanan pulang ke rumah aku mesti melalui jalan kampung yang agak gelap dan suspen. Oleh kerana dah biasa lalu jalan tu, jadi aku lalu je lah kan..

Setibanya aku di kawasan yang agak ‘unik’ sikit tu aku ada rasa sedikit lain macam, kawasan tu memang ada aura yang tersendiri, mungkin disebabkan semak samun dan beberapa batang pokok tinggi di kiri jalan tersebut membuatkan area tu nampak lebih suspen.

Tiba-tiba….

Aku nampak mayat berkain kapan putih tegak berdiri betul-betul di tepi sebelah kiri jalan, di bawah pokok besar. Betul-betul di depan mata aku. Seriau bang.. abis berdiri semua bulu yang ada. Mata aku memang tak tipu punya.. memang confirm pocong bodoh.

Serentak dengan itu aku terus pulas minyak motor, terkejut beruk punya pasal.

‘Woiiiiiiii…’ Aku jerkah kat pocong bodo tu.

Natang punya pocong.. Kemudian aku pusing balik, kuatkan semangat untuk tengok semula pocong bodoh tu. Seriau jugak, maklumlah malam, gelap pulak tu. Sampai betul-betul di depan pocong bodoh tu aku tengok ada asap berkepul-kepul, memang real macam dalam cerita kat TV. Siap dengan daun kering yang di bakar untuk jadikan asap. Bodo betul.

Memang bengong lah siapa punya kerja ni. Aku call member yang sama-sama minum tadi mintak dia datang settlekan pocong ni. Kalau boleh kita liwat pocong ni. Atas rasa tanggung-jawab sebagai masyarakat yang prihatin, perkara-perkara bodoh macam ni perlu dihapuskan. Aku bimbang kalau ada makcik-makcik yang lalu jalan tu terkejut lalu pensan.

Kalau tak settle jugak malam ni, aku khuatir esok lusa akan heboh cerita pocong di kawasan aku. Biasalah masyarakat kita ni kan. Kecoh nak mampus.

Satu dua motor yang lain berhenti untuk melihat pocong tersebut, orang ramai yang lalu kawasan tu ada yang berhenti dan ada yang buat tak tau.

Member aku pun datang lalu rebahkan pocong bodo tersebut dan bakar kain putih yang membalutnya. Ada seorang mamat ni kata semalam dia dah nampak pocong ni dekat dengan rumahnya nak tegur rasa takut, mungkin ingatkan pesanan orang tua jangan ditegur. Bangun pagi katanya dah takde.

Orang ramai semakin ramai berhenti untuk melihat pocong bodo yang sedang terbakar sambil menyumpah-nyumpah.

Abis jer kain bungkusan pocong tu terbakar, nampak lah ‘mayat’ tersebut. Buah kelapa yang diletakkan di hujung batang kayu sebagai kepala pocong, kain batik yang tebal sebagai dada dan paha.

Anyway.. good job boys. Good job. I know who you are..

A building?

I got one joke for you guys..

A mother and a father were arguing on who is the most coward between them, after a long argument they decided to ask their two kids who they think was the most coward between them.

The first one says,” Dad is the most coward one, he`s scared of women. Whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town he closes his one eye.”

The second kid goes,” That’s nuttin, Mom is so scared to sleep alone, when Dad works nightshift, Mom sleeps with the man next door. Sometimes she invites the gardener to sleep with her.”

OK OK I know you know the answer to this riddle.

The most common answer is “To get to the other side.” Now lets see the ‘answers’ I received through email..

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on “THIS” side of the road before it goes after the problem on the “OTHER SIDE” of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his “CURRENT” problems before adding “NEW” problems.

OPRAH:
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
(more…)

An office joke from internet

There were four people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure Somebody would do it,
Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was
Everybody’s job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it but
Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

This is about teamwork.. what teamwork actually mean is if an individual can’t finish the job on time, then only we need teamwork. Fark la!

Look what I found in my inbox today..

This happened at a major Irish University, during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

Totally straight faced, he answered her question:
‘It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat‘.

If you do not understand, well it’s OK

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:

“I’m the Boss!”

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

” Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”