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I got one joke for you guys..

A mother and a father were arguing on who is the most coward between them, after a long argument they decided to ask their two kids who they think was the most coward between them.

The first one says,” Dad is the most coward one, he`s scared of women. Whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town he closes his one eye.”

The second kid goes,” That’s nuttin, Mom is so scared to sleep alone, when Dad works nightshift, Mom sleeps with the man next door. Sometimes she invites the gardener to sleep with her.”

OK OK I know you know the answer to this riddle.

The most common answer is “To get to the other side.” Now lets see the ‘answers’ I received through email..

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on “THIS” side of the road before it goes after the problem on the “OTHER SIDE” of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his “CURRENT” problems before adding “NEW” problems.

OPRAH:
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
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An office joke from internet

There were four people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure Somebody would do it,
Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was
Everybody’s job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it but
Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

This is about teamwork.. what teamwork actually mean is if an individual can’t finish the job on time, then only we need teamwork. Fark la!

Look what I found in my inbox today..

This happened at a major Irish University, during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

Totally straight faced, he answered her question:
‘It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat‘.

If you do not understand, well it’s OK

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:

“I’m the Boss!”

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

” Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
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