Hari ini..
Hari terakhir ku berbicara denganmu
Untuk kesekian kalinya ku rayu padamu
.. jgn tinggalkanku..

Patah tumbuh hilang berganti, dah pergi biarkan pergi.. kita cari pengganti..

I love perfume and have decided to share my perfume collection with you my friends, yeah but not as big as some people I have seen.

Carolina Herrera - 212
Carolina Herrera - 212 Sexy Men ~ sooo nice!
Calvin Klein - CK One
Calvin Klein - Eternity
Chanel - Allure
Chanel - No. 5
Chanel - Pour Monsieur
Christian Dior - Dune
Christian Dior - Poison
Guy Laroche - Drakkar Dynamik
Gianni Versace - Versus
Giorgio Armani - Aqua di Gio
Giorgio Armani - Attitude ~ just bought, suck!
Hugo - Boss
Paco Rabanne - Sport De Paco
Ralph Lauren - Polo Blue
Ralph Lauren - Polo Explorer
The Body Shop - White Musk for Men
Tommy Hilfiger - Freedom
Givenchy - Givenchy Gentleman (1974)

Each one is unique in its own way, and I like to change it depending on my mood.

No life without wife or no life with wife? Hahah you never know the sweetness or sourness of a fruit till you taste it.

Ehem.. Hari ni dah masuk berapa minggu aku tinggal sendirian kat rumah tanpa anak-anak dan wife. Sejak hari pertama dia melahirkan anak no 3 hingga ke hari ni dia masih dalam confinement mode di Kota Bharu. Maka tinggallah aku sendirian di Kemaman ni sebatang karat. Bangun pagi kejutkan diri sendiri, buat melo sendiri… start kete gi kerja. Kalau tak masa ni lah budak-budak tu bising bangun pagi-pagi sejuk mandi pagi..

Lunch, sorang. Kalau tak tapau jer makan dengan wife kat rumah, dia pun kerja mana ada masa nak masak lunch. Petang abis kerja pukul 5-6 petang, balik rumah aduhai sunyinyer ler rumah tu, macam kena tinggal dek bini. Macam aku ni tinggal dalam dunia ni seorang diri. Dulu masa ada budak-budak tu, kalau aku balik mesti berlari-lari mintak cokelat atau ajak main buai atau ajak naik moto. Adehh..

Malam pulak lepas semayang isyak, start moto gi cari makan kat kedai.. sebijik macam budak bujang.. err itu yang rasa best tu hehehe.. nak balik awal, takde orang kat rumah. Melangut lah kat kedai makan tengok TV. Tak pun layan kapala kat town, cuci mata tengok mana-mana yang boleh jadi no 2 cewahhh.. itu lah jantan, bini takde sekejap terus nak menggatal, macam korang lah kan..

Balik rumah pukul 10-11 malam, adehh lagi lah sunyi, macam duk kat oversea pulak.. anak-anak takde, isteri takde, jiran pulak jenis bawak diri.. duduk lah aku layan Astro.. layan pc.. buat air kopi O sendiri.. basuh baju sendiri. Gosok baju sendiri, sangkut baju sendiri, letak baju dalam almari pun sendiri.. cuma lipat kain je yang liat sikit.. tunggu dia balik lah kasi lipat semua tu..

Sampailah masa nak tido.. itu yang thrill sikit tu, korang budak-budak bujang apa tau. Biasanya boleh mintak tolong massage kan tapak kaki, tapak tangan dan apa-apa lah kan. So kali ni self service lah. Cari bantal golek peluk bantal golek, pusing kiri pusing kanan.. terkujat-kujat mata nak suruh tido.. adeh siksa sungguh. Masa dah nak tertidur tu masa tu lah ‘keraba-keraba’ (aku pun tak tau nak maksudkan apa, macam budak-budak kecik tido mengigau tu lah).. hehehe.. bukan budak kecik je yang tido keraba-keraba, akuuu pun keraba-keraba juugakk..

Entahlah, itu hanya secebis cerita aku ditinggalkan isteri buat sementara waktu, tapi bila lagi kan kita nak jadi bujang semula bebas-sebebasnya nak keluar rumah balik tengah malam pun kan.. kalau dia dah balik nanti adehhh … itu lah ini lah .. nak ikut lah, balik awal lah.. bla bla bla.. korang gitu jugak eh? Eh sama wahaha..

So how my friend.. no life without wife? or no life with wife? I believe that everyone needs a soulmate.. Anyway, I have a nice life and a nice wife. No complaints at all.

Penkid, wanita yang berperwatakan dan berpakaian lelaki. Mereka menganggap diri mereka lelaki dan hanya tertarik kepada perempuan. Berlawanan dengan mak nyah aka pondan yang berperwatakan dan berpakaian seperti perempuan..

Penkid ni, macam kita tau lah berambut pendek, berpakaian lelaki, berlagak macam lelaki, rasa diri tu dah memang lelaki dah walaupun terpaksa time nak kencing tu masuk toilet perempuan. Tak ke hipokrit tu.. dah alang-alang rasa diri tu lelaki masuk la terus toilet lelaki kan.

Ada kajian yang mendapati phenomena ni bermula dari peringkat permulaan perempuan itu masih kecik lagi. Theory yang dianggap possible cause ialah perempuan ni dulunya hidup di dalam environment di mana dia melihat peel dan perangai lelaki lebih dominated berbanding perempuan. Avon Longitudinal Study of Parents and Children menyanggah theory ini, phenomena ini disebabkan oleh genetic and prenatal factors.

Ikut lah apa pun theory dia orang cerdik pandai ni keluarkan, penkid ni dah jadi satu masalah negara, sampai perlu berfatwa haram. Haram mana-mana wanita berpakaian menyerupai lelaki, itu semua sudah tau tak perlu berfatwa pun. Fatwa mengenai penkid sudah dikeluarkan so bagaimana enforcement nya, nak tangkap semua perempuan penkid? Nak gubal peraturan baru kut semua perempuan diharamkan berpakaian menyerupai lelaki, diharamkan berambut pendek dan err… kalau berendet dengan couple penkid akan ditangkap dan didakwa..?

Kalau minum arak itu haram, penguatkuasaan terhadapnya ialah dengan menegah dan mengambil tindakan kepada mana-mana individu Islam yang mengamalnya, kalau khalwat itu salah mesti ada enforcement untuk menghalangnya.. betul dok.

Penkid.. perempuan berjiwa seperti lelaki. Entahlah aku pun tak paham apa yang best jadi penkid, bukan boleh tambah zuriat pun, setakat boleh buat geli-geli jer apa kejadahnya. Sama la jugak macam gay dan pondan tuh.. Tuhan dah jadikan berpasangan-pasangan, positive dan negative tapi yang sejenis jugak yang dia syok. Luar tabiee sungguh..

Kalau kita menyelami hati dan perasaan puak-puak penkid, gay dan pondan ni kita akan terfikir pasal apa dia orang ni syok kat sesama jenis kan. Lelaki dengan lelaki, apa ke jadah duk hantam dubur lelaki lain, apa yang best sangat tu? Apa yang merangsang seseorang gay sehingga dia ada rasa berminat nak ****job pistol lelaki tu, apa kejadahnya nak sorong ke dalam dubur busuk.. pernah terfikir tak? Mesti ada sebab, mesti ada sebab yang sangat best sampai Tuhan pun menurunkan bala pada kaum nabi Lut. Itu satu hal, parah lagi kalau pasangan gay ni saling rindu merindui dan sayang menyayangi antara satu sama lain.. wahaha.. cinta tak mengenal jantina bro.. lagi bertambah parah kalau pasangan ni berkahwin.

Sama la jugak dengan penkid ni, syok sangat kat pompuan lain sampai bawak kat atas katil. Tak ke mananya feel tu.. sampai masanya dia pun nak ada keluarga jugak, ada anak anak suami. Sudah-sudah lah adik dan akak penkid ooii, cukup masa kena beli pad jugak. Tak ke mananya ‘kelakian’ adik dan akak tu..

Meh lah kita balik, kita belajar masak nasi, belajar buat puding buih, belajar jahit baju, kemas rumah dan bagaimana nak melayan suami..

Note : Photos by Zu.

Boss is always right? Siapa cakap..? Blah la..

Aku ada boss, dan aku pasti korang semua ada boss masing-masing, melainkan korang ni kerja sendiri jadi boss pada diri sendiri. Boss, seorang ketua dalam satu-satu organisation, tak kira lah kat office ke, kat sekolah ke atau dalam kumpulan gang-gang penjahat.. at least ada seorang ketua, atau lebih manis dengan nama manjanya, boss!

So what da hell with boss? Apa yang bestnya jadi boss dan apa yang tak bestnya jadi anak buah boss.. tentu korang pun tahu peel boss korang, kalau dapat boss yang baik, elhemdulillah. Kalau dapat boss yang panas baran, nauzubillah. Bagaimana kalau dapat seorang boss yang cerewet nak mampus, asyik dia je betul, dia je betul dan dia je betul? Kalau dia salah pun, kita juga yang dia tiuu.. tiu na seng sungguh! Kalau kita beri idea kita, dia pusing-pusing sampai lah kita rasa idea kita ni tak dihargai langsung macam taraf longkang.. pulak tu kalau idea kita boss terima, boss pulak hantam kita kalau idea kita tu screw-up kan satu-satu job. Abis mana lah kita tak rasa sakit hati.. nak lawan karang, dia tu boss, tak lawan karang boleh sakit jantung memendam rasa. Lawan lebih-lebih karang performance bonus ciput pulak.. tak ke sakit jiwa..

Dulu masa aku mula-mula belajar kerja, tengah syok type kat pc tetiba pc jadi blank dan abis semua data yang aku tulis tu erased.. boss pulak nak cepat, natang sungguh hehehe.. aku cakap la, “boss, pc problem..”. Aku ingatkan dia bersimpati, dia kata “so what?.. buat la semula”. Bengang nak mampus wa.. tapi selepas beberapa ketika, betul jugak kan. Kalau dah tu kerja aku, macamana pun aku tetap kena buat jugak, dah kita ni anak buah boss.

Boss ni kalau jenis kepala angin, sakit hati jugak kita ni. Datang pagi kat opis kalau nak jumpa dia kena tengok mood dulu, kalau muka macam baru lepas gaduh dengan bini, atau semalam bini tak bagi.. nak ketuk masuk bilik pun seram… kena tunggu dia cool dulu. Kang tak sesaja kena maki, at least itu pengalaman aku dulu-dulu la masa kerja kat Uganda, bukan kat Kemaman ni

Senior aku berpesan, kalau ada problem dalam kerja, jangan jumpa boss bawak problem tu.. tapi kita jumpa dia dengan beberapa suggestion kepada problem tu, kalau semua problem nak serah kat boss, baik dia je yang buat kerja kita. So bila ngadap boss, biar ada option, suggestion jangan datang dengan kepala kosong.. nampak sangat kita ni cap ayam. Unless problem tu memang level boss jer yang boleh settle. Dia orang sendiri pun ada banyak masalah di level dia orang.. so nak tak nak kita ni kena ler hulur kepala kita kat boss.. betul ka apa aku cakap ni?

Boss yang cerewet nak mampus.. aduhai aku rasa dia punya cerewet tu mengalahkan pompuan yang baru nak menapous.. silap type pun tak boleh, alignment lari pun tak boleh.. itu kecik punya hal pun dah reject apatah lagi hal yang besor-besor.. memang cerewet cap ayam lah.

Apa lagi.. entah malas la nak cerita pasal boss ni..

For the past several months I have received many emails asking me what kind of steps are needed to take in becoming an oil and gas engineer. The average age that sends me these emails normally ranges anywhere from 20 years old to around 40 years old. Some of them are still studying.. How do I know? Yeap they attached their CV lah..

So let me tell you about it.

Aku tak tau lah apa yang you all fikir bila bercita-cita nak jadi seorang engineer in this industry. Duit banyak? Lasak? Challenging? Aweks-aweks pun ada yang berminat nak join this field, why not. My previous QC Engineer, a mom of 4 kids pun naik chopper ke offshore, tinggal laki dan anak-anak.. normally tak lah sampai 2-3 weeks, ada ler 2-3 hari jer.. but she managed to go there.

Actually dalam oil and gas industry, banyak positions available for engineers, and you can even find jobs where no previous experience is required. Tapi sebelum apply mana-mana job in the oil and gas you should take in consideration the compulsory requirements. Di link tersebut aku ada ceritakan serba sedikit requirement untuk bekerja di offshore, unless you all nak bekerja di onshore tak perlu click lah.

What engineering dicipline? Semua boleh asalkan you all ada degree in engineering, kalau takde pun science ke, IT ke, accounting ke.. semua boleh tetapi walau bagaimana pun bergantung kepada company yang nak recruit tu lah. Macam aku dulu Manufacturing System Engineering, takde pun bunyi dekat-dekat dengan mechanical engineering, atau petroleum engineering ke.. tapi terbabas jugak jadi oil and gas engineer cap ayam.. make sure you all ada degree, kalau tak dia orang anggap you all ni engineer haram.. samaada nak register dengan dia orang atau tak itu terpulang. Namun begitu, ada jugak yang tak abis degree dan ada diploma jer menjawat position engineer tapi perlu ingat, dia orang dapat sebab dia orang ada pengalaman yang lama… orait..

What position?
Asset Information Management Engineer
Asset Team Well Engineer
Cap Ayam Engineer
Chemical Engineer
Civil Engineer
Commissioning Engineer
Completion Engineer
Consultant Electrical Engineer
Control & Automation Engineer
Corrosion Engineer
Cost & Planning Engineer
Cost Engineer
Drilling Engineer
Electrical and Instrumentation Engineer
Electrical Engineer
Explorationist
Field Engineer
Field Planning Engineer
Financial Analyst
Fired Heat Transfer Engineer
Flow Assurance Engineer
Fluid Flow / Reactor Engineer
Front Line Technical Services Engineer
Front-End Engineer
Geotechnical Engineer
Hydroprocesses Design Engineer
Instrumentation & Plant Automation Engineer
IT Security Analyst (GI-D)
Lead Commissioning Engineer
Marine Engineer
Marine Equipment Engineer
Materials & Corrosion Engineer
Mechanical Engineer - Static Equipments
Mechanical Engineer - Valves
Mechanical Facilities Engineer
Mechanical Maintenance Support Engineer
Multiphase Flow Engineer
Offshore Construction Engineer
Offshore Structural Engineer
Operations & Asset Management Consultant
Operations Engineer - Exploration & Production
Operations Well Engineer
Painting Engineer
Petrophysicist
Petrophysicist
Pipeline Engineer
Piping Engineer
Planning Engineer
Process Control and Optimisation Engineer
Process Engineer
Process Engineer - Distillation/Separations
Process Engineer - Energy Efficiency
Process Engineer - Exploration & Production
Process Engineer - LNG and Gas Processing
Process Engineer - Projects
Process Research and Development Engineer
Production Engineer - Exploration & Production
Production Geologist Engineer
Production Geologists/Seismologists
Production Systems Optimisation Engineer,
Production Technologist
Project Engineer
Project HSE Engineer
Quality Assurance Engineer
Quality Assurance/Control Engineer
Refractories Engineer
Reservoir Engineer
Rotating Equipment Engineer
Structural Engineer
Subsea Engineer
Subsea Pipeline Engineer
Supply & Distribution Consultant
Supply Chain Optimisation Engineer
System Engineer - Firewall (GI-D)
Tank Engineer
Technical Quality Engineer
Technologist - Catalytic Cracking Engineer
Technologist - Hydroprocesses
Technologists - Gas/Liquid Treating & Sulphur Processes
Technologists - Process Control & Optimisation
Turbo Engineer
Unfired Heat Transfer Engineer
Valve Engineer Specialist
Welding Engineer
Well Engineer - Performance Optimisation
Well Engineer Operations
Well Services Completion Engineer
Workpack Engineer

Nantilah aku sambung.. hehehe

From email:

GIRLS BEWARE - INDONESIAN DEVILS ARE IN KELANA JAYA, KEPONG, DAMANSARA, BANGSAR, PUCHONG, CHERAS, SERDANG, SUBANG JAYA, SHAHALAM, OUG, SEAPARK, ….

Indonesian gangs rapes any females - BEWARE !!!

These creatures that look like human called Indonesians are now raping 8 years old girl….!!! Please set up an alarm system in your house…!!! The money is not worth saving….!!! It will be too late for all you know. These Indonesians would rape any females ranging from 1 year old to as old as 90 years old.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.

KUALA LUMPUR :
Police have mounted an inter-state manhunt for a notorious gang which robbed a couple before raping their eight-year-old daughter in their Kepong home on Monday. They believe the same gang is also behind Tuesday’s incident where a 31-year-old housewife was gang raped by five men in front of her husband at a house in Kelana Jaya after relieving them off RM30,000 in cash and valuables.

In the first incident on Monday, three knife-wielding men broke into house in Bukit Maluri, Kepong, at 2.30am and held up the family. The robbers, who entered from the back door, then threatened the couple and their three children before tying them and ransacking the house.

Several minutes later, two of the robbers took the couple’s eldest daughter to a room and allegedly raped her.. The gang then fled after 40 minutes with about RM5,000 in cash and valuables.

City police chief Deputy Comm Datuk Meor Chek Hussin Mahayuddin said police had also beefed-up patrols in the area. They are liaising with their counterparts in Negri Sembilan where the gang is believed to be also operating.

MUST READ THIS STATEMENT subject: Malaysiais finally number 2 in something! Don’t work too late (MALAYSIABOLEH!) Not to scare anyone.. But, it is good to be watchful rather than feel sorry later.!!!

Malaysia is finally number 2 in something! Don’t work too late, It’s always good to be very careful.!
Don’t work too late, ladies, please take care and you men please tell your wife to make sure that they are not alone when they stay back to work.

Here is the true story.

There is a girl was raped and murdered. She went back to work on a public holiday with another girl, the boyfriend even packed lunch for them and later when the girls wanted to go home, the car couldn’t start and the other girl’s boyfriend who came to pick her up didn’t wait because the girl told them to go off first and there was a security guard helping her.

She didn’t come home that night and they found her body in a burnt car abandoned in a rubber estate in Dengkil on the 3rd day. The guard reported to work and acted normal during the police investigation but when the police questioned him again, he remembered the color of her clothes in detail and they noticed that the hair on his hands were seared although there was no burnt marks. He finally admitted that he is the one that killing her. There was no cover up but the case was not publish in the newspapers.

Don’t ever trust the security guards. Be sure to keep the office door lock. Hey girls, be forewarned and please be doubly, even triply cautious whenever there is a need to stay back late at work. If at all possible, leave the plant/company early when there are still people around. Better yet, if there is still work that must absolutely be completed by that day, bring it home!

Just heard about a rape case at a MNC(multinational company) which just happened sometimes back last year. The victim is married with kids, she worked till 11.00 pm. Security guard raped her in the toilet. She managed to escape and drove herself to the hospital.

Next day, the other employees was shocked to see the condition of the toilet.. Blood and her hair everywhere, and all the brooms and mops were broken. The police later came and arrested the security guard, who still reported for work the next day. However, they manage to cover it up, not even come up in the newspaper or any media. I can’t imagine how such cases have been covered up in Malaysia. It’s because they are MNC. (This is a sad reality)

Please girls, don’t put your life in danger by working late or being negligent. You can never be too careful nowadays. Malaysiaranks number 2 in crime against woman.
Please send this to all your female friends

My extra advice: Guys, please tell your mom, your sister, your wife, your girlfriends and all your female friends around you too!