Semalam aku kena duty, weekend duty. So aku ke helibase untuk berjumpa dengan crew yang akan ke offshore. Macam orang lain juga lah yang kena duty pada hujung minggu, boring nak mampus.

Apa cerita, takde apa-apa cerita sekadar bercerita tentang safety sikit-sikit, yang banyaknya keluhan dan luahan perasaan mereka terhadap kerja mereka. Biasa la tu.

Kelakar betul bila one of them kena banned seminggu, seminggu tak boleh ke offshore sebab over joking!

Ada ke patut, masa tengah scan luggage tu dia pi tanya polis yang jaga scanner tu.

‘Cik, kalau ada pistol boleh nampak tak?’

Apa ler.. nak tanya nak bergurau tak bertempat. Polis tersebut lalu membawa mamat berkenaan berjumpa dengan helibase incharge, kena warning dan ban seminggu.

So, remember.. dont play-play.

These are quotes on marriage by some well known people. Lets read together..

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her - Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. - James Holt McGavran

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t. - Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
- Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… - Anonymous

You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. - Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” - Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. - Sam Levenson

The middle years of marriage are the most crucial. In the early years, spouses want each other and in late years, they need each other. - Rebecca Tilly

Pussy that glows in the dark.. hahaha..

South Korean scientists have cloned cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases. In a side-effect, the cloned cats glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams.

A team of scientists led by Kong Il-keun, a cloning expert at Gyeongsang National University, produced three cats possessing altered fluorescence protein (RFP) genes, the Ministry of Science and Technology said. More…

Gezzz..

I’ve studied most of the internet marketing programs, I knew already what is adsense, amazon, ebay, PLR, MRR, niches, dropship, squeeze page, bla bla bla.. and woww what I can say here, there are many ways to make money on the net.

To be honest I’ve read almost 100 ebooks (free and paid) err mostly got from hack forums, most of them are quite similar to each others. Wonder why these people bought this ebook for 100 buck each or so.. they only selling technique on how’s to, some report and maybe a software. Well thats what we call online business.

I made up my mind, I wanna join this internet marketing program, by all possible methods. Adsense looks easy and I already added to my blog and websites, well so far I received 10USD huhuhu.. OK lah for starters.

I wanna go further by trying other programs / ways maybe ebay, selling ebook, MRR and etc. But only set back is if you’re using Malaysia address, Paypal and Clickbank do not permit you to register except by using other countries address such as Singapore or virtual office in Singapore, but the cost is quite expensive mannnn..

I heard that Malaysian now can withdraw Paypal fund thru debit card from certain banks, NextG or so. Thats good enough for people like us.

So.. I am pissed with current situation. Fuk.

Deputy Internal Security Minister Dato Mohd Johari Baharom confirmed that five HINDRAF members were held under the Internal Security Act (ISA) yesterday.

“They can be held for two years for sedition and also for carrying out activities that threaten national security,” - Mohd Johari Baharom

A Hindraf spokesman said the arrests of P. Uthayakumar, M. Manoharan, R. Kenghadharan, V. Ganabatirau and T. Vasanthakumar would not silence the movement, which the government has accused of stirring up racial tension.

“Regardless of the arrests this struggle will move on. We have many leaders who are waiting to take over and we will not go backwards but move ahead with the fight for the rights of Indians in Malaysia,” S. Jayathas told AFP

Opposition leader Lim Kit Siang condemned the government’s move and said that if the HINDRAF leaders had committed any offence they should be charged and tried in an open court.

The ISA provides for a person’s arrest without warrant and follow-up detention without trial for an initial period of up to 60 days.

Police said the five men have been sent to the Kamunting Detention Camp in Taiping.

Errr.. I wont make any comment. No comment and no comment..

A British man who moved to New Zealand has been told by officials that his wife is too fat to join him. Richie Trezise, 35, a rugby-playing Welshman, lost weight to gain entry to New Zealand after being rejected for being overweight and a potential burden on the health care system.

His wife, Rowan, is now on a strict diet. However, she has been battling for months to shed the pounds so they can be reunited and live Down Under.

Mr Trezise moved to New Zealand in September after shedding two inches from his waist on a crash diet. He said that if his wife was not allowed to come out by Christmas they would abandon the idea of emigrating.

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Gezzzz… what a sad story. I wonder why even this kind of descrimination also exist in this world. Luckly I am not obese. Huhu..

Sekitar pukul 7.50 pagi aku tiba di office, kawan aku sampaikan berita sedih. Kawan kami terlibat dalam satu accident dalam perjalanan ke officenya. Kami bergegas ke tempat kejadian, tak jauh dari Awana Kijal, Kemaman. Dalam perjalanan, kami diberitahu beliau telah kembali ke rahmatullah.

Sampai di tempat kejadian, traffic dah slow, jammed sekejap. Polis mengawal pergerakkan traffic. Bomba standby di belakang kereta yang dah remuk. Kami menghampiri tempat kejadian yang dipenuhi orang yang berhenti untuk melihat kemusnahan yang berlaku di depan mata, biasalah orang Malaysia memang gitu.

Mayat terbaring di sisi keretanya. Aku tak tengok keadaan mayat tu. Biarlah, biar orang lain jer yang tengok. Keadaan kereta Wira beliau hancur, total lost agaknya lah. Kereta yang bertembung dengannya tu kereta Gen2, engine Gen2 tu tercabut lebih kurang 50 meter dari body kereta. Entah camana sampai tercabut engine. Laju agaknya.

Driver Gen2 selamat, cuma mungkin shock. Daripada cerita orang, kedua-dua kereta ni bertembung sebelah sisi driver, so impact yang kuat tu menyebabkan kereta-kereta ini berpusing ke belakang. Dan, mungkin ini juga yang menyebabkan satu impact yang kuat menghentam body aruah lalu menghembus nafasnya yang terakhir.

Penumpang yang disebelah aruah kawan aku ni, seorang staff dari oil and gas company. Beliau selamat, cuma shock sikit. Sapa-sapa pun mungkin akan alami keadaan yang sama, apatah lagi driver sebelahnya meninggal dunia. Mau jadi trauma bang..

Aruah kawan aku ni, dah berkahwin dan mempunyai seorang anak, kecik lagi baru setahun lebih. Itu yang aku rasa agak sedih tu, baru nak panggil ayah. Ayah dah takde. Ini lah takdir, ajal yang dah tertulis di Luhmahfuz. Tak siapa dapat hold walaupun seminit.

Alfatihah.