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Gillian Gibbons, 54 was arrested at her lodgings at Khartoum’s Unity High School yesterday, accused of insulting the Prophet Muhammed, as a reference to Islam’s prophet and founder. A British teacher asks her students to name a teddy bear as Mohammed.

Mrs Gibbons technically faces three charges - insulting Islam, inciting religious hatred and contempt for religious beliefs - each of which carries a maximum penalty of 40 lashes and a year in jail.

Meanwhile, a Sudanese embassy official has said that the British woman could soon be free. Dr Khalid al Mubarak, a spokesman for the Sudanese embassy in London, told BBC Radio that the police had no choice but to follow procedure following a complaint from a parent.

Extreme Islamic groups said Mrs Gibbons “must die” and urged Muslims to hold street protests after prayers tomorrow.

What do you think…

Even though Singapore Airlines has equipped its new A380 jets with private double bed suites, company officials are saying you’d better not do the bouncy bouncy in there or you’ll meet with their stern disapproval.

The first-class suite gives you a double bed, privacy and endless champagne. What do you expect if couples in love after a few drinks if they get in the mood?

Probably none going to follow this rule, especially if they’ve paid that much for the flight. I wonder what would happen if a couple are caught doing it. Surely they can’t be thrown off the plane.. huhuhu.

It makes no sense in offering a nice romantic private double bed suites if you do not want your passengers to engage in certain types of behavior.

Aku ada berjumpa dengan seorang doctor dan bertanyakan tips untuk mendapatkan anak lelaki atau perempuan. Katanya, orang lelaki menghasilkan 2 jenis sperms, kromosom X (female) kromosom Y (male).

Kromosom Y (male) ni lebih kecik, lebih lemah tetapi lebih laju dari saudara dia kromosom X (female) yang lebih besar, lebih kuat dan tetapi slow.

Tips ini hanya untuk kaum wanita yang mempunyai kitaran period yang tetap, kalau berubah-ubah tu mungkin susah nak apply. OK tengok calender di bawah ni.

OK katakan period isteri tu bermula pada 7hb setiap bulan, dan biasanya haid akan stop selepas 7-8 hari, kebiasaanya lah. Jadi mengerjakan isteri seawal dia abis period kebarangkalian untuk mendapatkan anak perempuan adalah lebih besar kerana di waktu ini ovum isteri hanya menerima kromosom X, iaitu perempuan. Menurutnya lagi, ini lah masa yang sesuai untuk mendapatkan anak perempuan, so masa ini juga lah kalau mengerjakan isteri tu shoot dalam goal, jangan tersasar luar goal. Kalau tak bercita-cita nak anak perempuan shoot luar goal la bang.. Tak yah la aku nak elaborate lebih-lebih kan..

OK selepas hari yang ke 15, masuk hari yang ke 16 mengerjakan isteri di waktu ini lebih besar kebarangkalian untuk mendapatkan anak lelaki sebab selepas hari ke 16 ovum isteri hanya menerima kromosom Y, iaitu lelaki. Pastikan dalam goal.. kuikuikui.

Patutlah kedua-dua anak aku tu perempuan .. hehehe.

Walau bagaimana pun kita serahkan segalanya kepada Tuhan. Kita hanya mampu merancang dan berangan-angan. Petua, tips dan semuanya itu hanyalah sebagai sebahagian dari usaha dan ikhtiar kita sebagai hambaNya.

Selamat mengerjakan.

The world’s most expensive painting.

Klimt’s painting of Adele Bloch Bauer was sold for $135 million. This fabulous and famous Klimt painting, from 1907, has been called “a modern-day Mona Lisa”

$135 million.. huhuhu.

Man walks into a bank, wants to open an account, hands teller a $1 million bill.
He cursed bank workers after the teller in Clearwater, S.C., wouldn’t take his funny money.

There is no such thing as a one million dollar bill, but investigators say that didn’t stop Alexander D. Smith, 31 from trying to open a bank account with one. Never has been a $1 million bill. The largest United State greenback ever as $100,000 back in the 1930s.

He wasn’t charged with stupidity, but he was arrested and accused of forgery and disorderly conduct.

Crapp…

What is the Prostate?

The prostate is a small gland about the size of a walnut found only in men. It sits just below the bladder and surrounds the top part of the urethra.

Have your prostate examined? Is it funny to you?

Do you know that prostate cancer can be fatal if left untreated. A slow-growing cancer, it is asymptomatic in the early stages. Have your prostate examined every two or three years, or every year if you’re over 40 or have a personal or family history of prostate problems

Lets check our prostate.