Archive for September, 2007

A Few Deep Questions

Friday, September 28th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on General

Anyone can answer any of these questions, please leave a comment:

1. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
3. Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ………… they’re still going to see you naked anyway.
4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
5. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

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Cara-cara install Filezilla – Malay Version

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on website

FileZilla is a free and open FTP program yang boleh digunakan untuk meng’upload files from your computer to your website’s host.

Kenapa kita menggunakan FTP program, sebab kita nak upload static pages, images, and other information yang kita nak store dalam website kita. Contoh paling mudah sekiranya kita nak upload wordpress theme yang baru.

OK seperti biasa, cara-cara ini hanyalah panduan untuk mereka yang baru nak berkenalan dengan FTP, atau newbie lah. Master, sifu, otai-otai .. tumpang lalu.

Step 1

Go to Filezilla download page. Choose the latest stable punya. As of September 2007, the latest is 3.0.1

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Step 2
Setelah download completes, run the .exe file. Accept license agreement and choose “I Agree” to proceed.

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Tentukan di folder mana nak install Filezilla.

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Click Finish

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Now the installation dah completed. Go to desktop dan run Filezilla dan kita akan dapat lihat seperti image di bawah dalam Step 3.

Step 3

Click New FTP Site ( No 1)

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Semasa anda set up hosting dulu, tokey hosting mesti ada beri FTP detail. So kita masukkan detail tu seperti di bawah ni.

3.1 Host : Masukkan ftp.yourdomainname.com
3.2 Port : Masukkan 21. Melainkan host yang hosting provider beri tu berlainan.
3.3 Servertype : FTP
3.4 Logontype : Normal
3.5 User : email yang hosting provider beri masa daftar dulu.
3.6 Password : password untuk email di atas.

Click OK. Lepas tu click connect.

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Step 4

Bila kita dapat seperti image di bawah, maka kita dah berjaya configure Filezilla. So sebelah kiri Local Site ialah files yang ada di dalam computer kita, dan sebelah kanan Remote Site Window ialah files yang ada di website kita.

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Cara-cara transfer files menggunakan FileZilla

Caranya mudah sahaja.

Bila FTP dah ada connection, navigate folders dan files dalam kedua-dua Local Site window dan Remote Site window. Kalau nak transfer sesuatu file, drag dan drop file tersebut dari Local Site ke Remote Site, paling senang double-click file dalam Local Site window tu. Mana-mana cara pun boleh bang..

Good Luck.

Fading background PSP

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Graphic

Tutorial ini untuk pengguna PSP7, but compatible for other latest version of PSP.

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Top : Photo of Bawang Merah
Bottom : Seligi A platform

1. Open both images.. bawang.jpg and seligiA.jpg.

2. Pick the SeligiA.jpg and add new layer (Layers>New Raster Layer). Make the new layer (Layer1) your active layer.

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3. Pick bawang.jpg. Ctrl A and Ctrl C to copy the image.

4. Go back to seligiA.jpg and left click on the title panel. Right click and choose ‘Paste a New Layer’, as shown below.

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5. Now, pick the Lasso Tool and create a similar selection as shown in the image below.

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6. Hit Delete twice and click Ctrl D to select none.

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7. Go to background and click ‘duplicate’ as shown below.
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8. Once again pick the Lasso Tool and create a similar selection as shown in the image below.

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9. Go to menu > Effect > Blur > Average. Filter Aperture : 5.

10 Click OK and click Ctrl D to select none.

11. Go back to layer to, drag slider to 78.

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12. Done.

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Sesiapa yang ada awek kerja offshore .. layannn.

Perang dah start..

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on politic

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2 banner yang di pasang di bertentangan dengan Pejabat PAS Chukai. Banner ini ditujukan kepada PAS ekoran dari tragedi rusuhan di Batu Buruk 8 Sept 2007 lalu.

Setakat ini belum ada banner / poster reaction dari PAS. Elok lah bulan Ramadhan ni kita slow-slow kan dulu. Hormati bulan Ramadhan.

Cara-cara membuat Image Borders

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Sketsa

This posting will be presented in Malay language, those who cant understand Malay, you can search elsewhere using the same keyword you use just now.

Di dalam posting kita, mungkin ada image yang ingin kita attach untuk menjelaskan lagi content kita, paling tidak pun untuk cantikkan blog kita. Tak kiralah content kita tu ada point ka takda ka, asal cantik OK la tu huhuhu..

Ada sesetengah blogger yang tak kisah dengan image arrangment mereka, kadang-kadang sakit mata tengok text sudah hit image. Content cantik, tambah image yang di arrange cantik akan mencantikkan lagi sesuatu blog.

OK kali ini, aku dengan rasa rendah diri menulis cara-cara membuat border pada image kita, so blog kita akan nampak lebih kemas dan tak selekeh. Kepada web designer, pro dan otai-otai rasanya tak perlu lah baca posting ni, tidak sesuai untuk tuan-tuan.

Ok lets go.
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How To Capture a Screen Shot of your Desktop

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Sketsa, Tips

There is a lot capture screen software that prints screen and grabs screen shot from Windows desktop. Why you must purchase while you already have it.

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These steps show you how to capture a screen shot of your desktop

  1. Press the Print Screen key on your keyboard. It may be labeled [PrtScn].
  2. Open an image editing program, such as Microsoft Paint.
    Start > Program > Accessories > Paint
  3. Hold Ctrl and press V
  4. Go to the File Menu and choose Save As.
  5. Navigate to the folder where you want to save the image.
  6. Type a file name for the image.
  7. Select a file type.
  8. Click the Save button.

Thats all.
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Man’s greatest fear: Wife cuts off husband’s penis

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Sketsa

Thats what every man’s nightmare, watch out. You can have more wives but, dont cheat! Make sure you keep all the knives away when you get married. The latest one was an Indonesian wife cut off her husband’s penis, in Johor.

1. Nanjing

A Chinese woman escaped jail after she cut off her husband’s penis and threw it out of the window. The man drove himself to hospital – but doctors couldn’t reattach the organ as it had been eaten by a dog, reports Jinling Evening Post.

Yao Fengfang was given a three year suspended jail sentence after her husband, Li Gengbao, asked the judge to be lenient. Li, a taxi driver in Nanjing city, said he wanted his wife to keep her liberty so she could look after him for the rest of his life.
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Arghh.. streamyx again.

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on General

It was very annoying when my site running incredibly slow since yesterday and sometime can’t be accessed at all. I contacted my hosting provider this morning and I received the following notification :

Dear Valued Customers,

Currently the streamyx having the problem connect to our HONGKONG server, you might be face slow if you are using streamyx connection now, for jaring or other connection no problem for it.

You may trace from this website

NOTE : IT ONLY HAVING PROBLEM IF YOUR IP ADDRESS IS 219.95.* or 218.*

So currently you need to get the ip address : 60.48.*, 60.49.*, 60.50.*, 60.51.*, 60.52.*

We had called the TMNET regarding this problem.

http://just-ping.com

or

http://traceroute.org

To other country no problem at all, but from streamyx to HONGKONG it show lots of lost packet. Sorry for any inconvience cause.

Regards,

This is very annoying. I keep hitting reload, reload and reload. Why only my site cannot be accessed by streamyx?

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Googling around and found this photo..

Powerut..

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Sketsa

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Sebahagian tin-tin kosong Powerut koleksi aku hampir 2 tahun. Ini batch kedua, aku bilang ada ler 125 biji tin. Jual kat kedai scrap dapat RM5.50 huhuhu.. Batch pertama dah di jual. Dapat lah RM4.50 untuk lebih kurang 150 biji tin.

Bukan niat untuk memenangi hadiah lumayan yang di tawarkan, tapi dia punya rasa ada umphh.  Boleh di katakan hari-hari aku minum minuman ni sehingga aku sedar aku dah mulai tak senang duduk kalau tak pekena satu tin dalam sehari. So lebih baik aku stop beli dan minum powerut

Ayam diberi enzim babi

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Isu Semasa

Apa cerita..? Ni apa kejadah sampai nak guna babi semua ni, sosage usus babi, masa aku kecik-kecik dulu heboh pasal kicap tulang babi, getah rambut Simma kulit babi, berus warna bulu babi, ishhh sampai nak makan ayam pun nak kena makan ayam suntik enzim babi jugak ni.. sekali unsur babi masuk dalam ayam, ayam tu sah Haram di makan, ikut hukum Fekah..

Sakit hati, nak marah dan geram semua ada. Tapi nak marah kat sapa? Tokey ayam yang supplies ayam? Apa kejadah.. Nak marah kat kerajaan? Langsung takde guna..

Kalau betul semua ini, entah dah berapa banyak sel-sel babi mengalir dalam darah aku ni.. kalau dah sel babi ada dalam tubuh, alahai…

Lepas ni boleh lah buat menu ayam babi masak pedas, ayam babi masak kicap, ayam babi pusing.. ptuii.

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Berita dari MyMetro
KUALA LUMPUR: Mungkinkah ayam daging yang diternak di negara ini diberi enzim babi untuk mempercepatkan tumbesarannya?

Isu itu kini hangat diperkatakan di kalangan masyarakat Islam negara ini berikutan penyebaran satu e-mel yang membangkitkan persoalan sejauh mana ayam di Malaysia boleh dijamin bebas daripada enzim tidak halal, terutama babi.

E-mel itu mendapat perhatian dan memberi pengaruh besar kepada orang ramai kerana dakwaan dibuat turut disokong fakta daripada kajian saintifik yang dilakukan di luar negara.
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Offshore Life.. part 2

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Offshore

Di post yang lalu, aku ada menceritakan perjalanan dari helibase ke oil and gas platform. Ok sekarang kita sudah tiba di platform dan apa yang akan berlaku sepanjang kita berada di sana.

Pagi seawal 5.30 pagi kita dah perlu bangun tidur dan solat Subuh bagi yang beragama Islam. Kalau nak bangun pukul 6.00 pagi ke ikut suka hati lah. Lepas tu boleh turun ke galley untuk breakfast. Makan la nak makan apa semua ada, nasik lemak, nasi goreng, mee goreng, kuih muih, roti dan yang pentingnya free.

Jam 6.30 pagi kita perlu berada di hall untuk sessi morning meeting, semua personnel yang berada di atas platform dikehendaki hadir. First agenda biasanya bacaan doa, lepas tu ada simple exercise kasi hilang ngantuk.
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Ramadhan di offshore platform

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Offshore

Menjalankan ibadat puasa di atas platform minyak pada hakikatnya sama sahaja di onshore seperti orang Islam lain. Berpuasa dalam erti kata menahan makan minum, menahan keinginan merokok, kalau dihuraikan lagi menahan segala-galanya yang berkaitan dengan nafsu yang tak elok tu termasuklah mulut, mata, telinga etc.

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Di atas platform minyak di tengah laut urusan kerja seharian tetap berjalan seperti biasa, walaupun letih penat berpuasa. Bahkan ada antara mereka yang perlu berpakaian macam orang nak ke bulan seperti blaster painter. Panas dan rimas jangan cakaplah, kalau boleh nak minum air setiap kali selesai satu kerja.

Kalau perlu buat vessel cleaning, biasanya ketika platform shutdown, rigger vessel entry akan enter vessel dan membuat cleaning. Panas dan of course you must wear a gas mask, semuanya ini boleh melemahkan semangat mereka yang sedang berpuasa, tapi puasa tetap puasa.

Apatah lagi dengan gang-gang drilling dan workover yang kerja di bawah terik matahari panas dan angin masin .. silap-silap boleh masuk ke galley pekena air dulu.

Pengalaman aku berpuasa buat pertama kali di Platform Tiong, Petronas Carigali sekitar 1997. Bersahur bermula pukul 3.00 pagi, galley room dah siap dengan makanan. Apa yang ada di sini, sebenarnya lebih banyak makanan sahur jika dibandingkan dengan di rumah. Nasi dengan 5-6 jenis lauk, budu, sambal belacan, ulam, dessert, panas-panas lagi. Roti, cake, maggie mee, biscuits dan malas la aku nak tulis semua.. kalau nak dibandingkan dengan rumah sewa bujang aku masa dulu, nasi sejuk goreng telur je bang.

Lepas sahur, sambung beradu, dan seperti biasa masa ni lah kalau nak tengok insan-insan terpilih yang sedang solat sunat, berzikir di surau mencari keredhaan di bulan mulia. Aku? Aku lepas makan terus masuk bilik dan tido.

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Kira-kira jam 6.30 petang, waktu kerja dah habis maka berduyun-duyun lah pekerja-pekerja di atas platform tu menuju ke galley, beratur untuk mengambil nasi dan juadah lain untuk berbuka. Sesetengah platform ada yang bertahlil pendek sebelum berbuka. Kebiasaannya waktu berbuka di sini cepat sikit berbanding di onshore Kuala Terengganu.

Selesai berbuka puasa, satu lagi area yang akan menjadi tumpuan manusia, smoking room. Mana-mana smokers yang bingung disiang hari, macam aku ni, akan memenuhi setiap ruang lantai smoking room ..mana boleh tunggu-tunggu. Masa ni lah kalau nak tengok orang lemas dalam asap rokok huhuhuhu… smoking room ni terhad. Kalau di Lawit Platform, Exxonmobil, boleh la 10 orang sekali merokok. Tapis B Platform 4-5 orang, Larut Platform pun 4-5 orang. Kalau yang besar sikit macam di Guntong A Platform. Nak merokok di luar platform pun boleh, tapi esok kena hantar balik rumah lah.

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Smoking room at Lawit A

OK seperti di onshore, di offshore juga ada solat tarawih. Suasananya sama seperti masjid-masjid dan surau-surau biasa. Ada bilal yang melaungkan selawat kemudian disambut oleh makmum dengan meriah. Tak juga yang solat Tarawih, ada yang buat dan macam biasa lah ada yang lepak depan TV. Itu masing-masing punya hal takde orang nak ambil pusing.

Ada tak yang tak berpuasa di sana? Jawapannya macam aku katakan tadi, keadaan berpuasa di offshore sama je keadaannya dengan onshore.

Menghampiri 1 syawal merupakan saat-saat yang paling getir sepanjang berada di sini, terutamanya bagi mereka yang dah planned beraya di kampung. Banyak keadaan yang membolehkan kita TERpaksa berhari-raya di atas platform. Salah satunya, chopper movement.

Chopper atau helicopter ni kadang-kadang buat hal juga, kalau betul-betul ada problem keutamaan untuk pulang berhari raya diberikan kepada client. Apa nak buat. Kalau ada rezeki boleh lah balik ke kampung, sebaliknya menangis lah sorang-sorang atas helideck. Berlainan pula bagi mereka yang perlu stay semasa hari raya, terutamanya client personel. Dia orang ni dah biasa berhari raya di atas platform. Bayangkan seorang pakcik ni, aku pernah duduk bersembang mendengar pengalaman selama 23 tahun di bekerja di sana. Katanya, boleh dikatakan separuh dari tahun-tahun tersebut di berhari raya di atas platform. Pehh..

Antara lain, kalau platform perlu adakan shutdown ketika Hari Raya Adilfitri, pun perlu stay juga. Maka contractor-contractor yang terlibat akan berhari raya sekejap, dan terus menyarung coverall ke tempat kerja, buat kerja seperti hari-hari biasa. Yang bestnya, dapat duit raya antara RM300 – RM500 seorang.

Hugs make women healthier

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Health

A woman’s skin is more sensitive than a man’s, and yet women need more touch. Women typically experience a higher level of stress but lower levels of the chemicals necessary to balance stress. A quick hug is a quick and easy way to reduce stress.

Let’s hug to make them healthier..

A team from the University of North Carolina studied the effects of hugging on both partners in 38 couples.

The study showed hugs increased levels of oxytocin, a “bonding” hormone, and reduced blood pressure – which cuts the risk of heart disease.

But, writing in the Psychosomatic Medicine, the researchers said women recorded greater reductions in blood pressure than men after their hugs. More…

15 things you don’t know about your penis

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

Posted eddyra by on Health

This topic does not contain pornography, but does deal with sexual matters in a frank and open manner. If you feel you may be offended by this, or are under the relevant age, please go elsewhere.

Either it’s true or not, why don’t we look at our own….

1. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn’t get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

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Photo from menshealth.about.com
2. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy. eddyra: OMG .. I had never known this fact.. huhuhu..

3. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
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Stop making comments on Indians

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

Posted eddyra by on politic

From news.

cwc06.gifKUALA LUMPUR: The MIC today told People’s Progressive Party president Datuk M Kayveas to stop making comments about the Indian community and Tamil schools.
Its vice president Datuk S. Sothinathan said this was because he had never been serious in championing the cause of the community but was only interested in making statements to further his own ends.

“Although the PPP is a component party in the Barisan Nasional, he never brought up problems faced by Indians.
Datuk S. Sothinathan

ppphead.jpgSothinathan said Kayveas, who is also deputy minister in the Prime Minister’s Department, was fond of making media statements about the community to gain popularity and to portray himself as their “hero”.

He was responding to remarks by Kayveas, aired over the prime news segment of the ntv7 televison channel, that the Indian community in the country was lagging behind and many national type Tamil schools had closed since the nation gained independence 50 years ago.

“Indirectly, he is saying the MIC has not done anything for the Indians when we have done a lot for the community,” said Sothinathan, who is also Deputy Minister of Natural Resources and Environment.

- Bernama

 

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