Anyone can answer any of these questions, please leave a comment:

1. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
3. Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ………… they’re still going to see you naked anyway.
4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
5. Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

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FileZilla is a free and open FTP program yang boleh digunakan untuk meng’upload files from your computer to your website’s host.

Kenapa kita menggunakan FTP program, sebab kita nak upload static pages, images, and other information yang kita nak store dalam website kita. Contoh paling mudah sekiranya kita nak upload wordpress theme yang baru.

OK seperti biasa, cara-cara ini hanyalah panduan untuk mereka yang baru nak berkenalan dengan FTP, atau newbie lah. Master, sifu, otai-otai .. tumpang lalu.

Step 1

Go to Filezilla download page. Choose the latest stable punya. As of September 2007, the latest is 3.0.1

Step 2
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Tutorial ini untuk pengguna PSP7, but compatible for other latest version of PSP.

Top : Photo of Bawang Merah
Bottom : Seligi A platform

1. Open both images.. bawang.jpg and seligiA.jpg.

2. Pick the SeligiA.jpg and add new layer (Layers>New Raster Layer). Make the new layer (Layer1) your active layer.

3. Pick bawang.jpg. Ctrl A and Ctrl C to copy the image.

4. Go back to seligiA.jpg and left click on the title panel. Right click and choose ‘Paste a New Layer’, as shown below.

5. Now, pick the Lasso Tool and create a similar selection as shown in the image below.

6. Hit Delete twice and click Ctrl D to select none.

7. Go to background and click ‘duplicate’ as shown below.

8. Once again pick the Lasso Tool and create a similar selection as shown in the image below.

9. Go to menu > Effect > Blur > Average. Filter Aperture : 5.

10 Click OK and click Ctrl D to select none.

11. Go back to layer to, drag slider to 78.

12. Done.

Sesiapa yang ada awek kerja offshore .. layannn.

2 banner yang di pasang di bertentangan dengan Pejabat PAS Chukai. Banner ini ditujukan kepada PAS ekoran dari tragedi rusuhan di Batu Buruk 8 Sept 2007 lalu.

Setakat ini belum ada banner / poster reaction dari PAS. Elok lah bulan Ramadhan ni kita slow-slow kan dulu. Hormati bulan Ramadhan.

This posting will be presented in Malay language, those who cant understand Malay, you can search elsewhere using the same keyword you use just now.

Di dalam posting kita, mungkin ada image yang ingin kita attach untuk menjelaskan lagi content kita, paling tidak pun untuk cantikkan blog kita. Tak kiralah content kita tu ada point ka takda ka, asal cantik OK la tu huhuhu..

Ada sesetengah blogger yang tak kisah dengan image arrangment mereka, kadang-kadang sakit mata tengok text sudah hit image. Content cantik, tambah image yang di arrange cantik akan mencantikkan lagi sesuatu blog.

OK kali ini, aku dengan rasa rendah diri menulis cara-cara membuat border pada image kita, so blog kita akan nampak lebih kemas dan tak selekeh. Kepada web designer, pro dan otai-otai rasanya tak perlu lah baca posting ni, tidak sesuai untuk tuan-tuan.

Ok lets go.
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There is a lot capture screen software that prints screen and grabs screen shot from Windows desktop. Why you must purchase while you already have it.

These steps show you how to capture a screen shot of your desktop

1. Press the Print Screen key on your keyboard. It may be labeled [PrtScn].
2. Open an image editing program, such as Microsoft Paint.
   Start > Program > Accessories > Paint
3. Hold Ctrl and press V
4. Go to the File Menu and choose Save As.
5. Navigate to the folder where you want to save the image.
6. Type a file name for the image.
7. Select a file type.
8. Click the Save button.

Thats all.
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Thats what every man’s nightmare, watch out. You can have more wives but, dont cheat! Make sure you keep all the knives away when you get married. The latest one was an Indonesian wife cut off her husband’s penis, in Johor.

1. Nanjing

A Chinese woman escaped jail after she cut off her husband’s penis and threw it out of the window. The man drove himself to hospital - but doctors couldn’t reattach the organ as it had been eaten by a dog, reports Jinling Evening Post.

Yao Fengfang was given a three year suspended jail sentence after her husband, Li Gengbao, asked the judge to be lenient. Li, a taxi driver in Nanjing city, said he wanted his wife to keep her liberty so she could look after him for the rest of his life.
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