Nisfu Syaaban beerti setengah bulan Syaaban. Malam Nisfu Syaaban adalah malam lima-belas Syaaban iaitu siangnya empat-belas haribulan Syaaban.

Malam ni lah kalau nak tengok orang ramai kat masjid, atau macam surau kat kampung aku. Abis anak pinak suku sakat pakat duk baca Yassin 3x. Lepas majlis tu ada makan-makan. Saf sembahyang boleh sampai ke pintu masuk, ramai sungguh.

Kalau tak kerana malam ni malam nisfu syaaban, heh .. pak imam sorang, tok bilal sorang pastu ada lah warga-warga emas satu dua saf. Boleh lah tu dari takde. Pastu ada ler saf kecik bebudak kecik yang belum akal baligh. Nak harap orang-orang muda macam aku, habuk pun tarak. Kalau ada yang muda pun yang sedar diri esok dah nak mati.

Tok guru aku cakap lagi, selain dari malam Nisfu Syaaban ni, ada satu malam lagi masjid akan penuh, iaitu malam penamat di bulan Ramadhan, orang kampung aku kata “malang namat” .. sama je maksudnya, bunyi je lain. Sebab apa? Sebabnya sama sebab ada makan-makan..

Satu lagi isu lucah melampau yang disiarkan dalam Harian Metro Ahad 26 August 2007. Macam biasalah, Harian Metro memang suka sensasikan berita-berita seumpama ni. Kasi rating naik sikit, macam orang buat blog jugaklah, keyword mesti mau power. Title lucah memang la dapat hit tinggi, macam posting yang aku buat seperti ini.

Sebenarnya aku pun dah dapat clip ni, macam biasalah dari Gmail. Nak aku link kat sini ke Youtube punya clip tu, tak payah la sendiri lah google.

Apa yang aku nak bebel kan kat sini ialah pasal bebudak perempuan tu, awek-awek rempit adik-adik kita ni ler. Pasal mat-mat rempit, para bohjan tu tak kisah sangat lah. Sebab apa tak kisah dengan mat-mat rempit, nanti aku ceritakan.

Satu tanda soal atas kepala aku, mengapa. Mengapa awek-awek rempit ni tidak segan silu, tanpa rasa aib tunjukkan private part dia pada public, atau pada partner dia kalau clip panas atas katil atau dalam ladang kelapa sawit umpamanya. Why? Syok sangat ke tengok movie buatan sendiri dalam handphone tu?

Ada satu clip tu, 2-3 mat rempit dan seorang awek pakai baju pink. Slang macam orang kampung aku, adehhh… Yang si mat rempit ni salah seorang darinya tukang record, yang satu lagi macam biasa lah dia punya instructor. Mat rempit suruh selak baju, si minah rempit pun selak ke atas dan show off dia punya anu yang atas tu. Apa kejadah!

Kalau tanya aku, memang lah aku pun suka tengok clip seumpama itu, jangan kan aku korang yang baca ni pun suka jugak. Apatah lagi free, awek Melayu pulak tu. Yang malu bukan Acong atau Ramasamy. Tapi yang bernama seperti Dollah, Mamat, Ali dan sesiapa saja yang ada bin dan binti kat tengah tu.

Dalam clip tadi, awek tu selamba, yaa selamba saja tanpa fikir baik buruk perbuatannya tu. Tak fikir ke kalau-kalau lelaki yang record aksi di tu pass kan clip kat orang lain ke, handphone jatuh ke tangan orang lain ke. Aku kata kat sini, awek-awek blues ni memang tak terfikir bahawa clip tu akan sampai ke tangan orang lain sebab tu mood dia orang masa shooting tu nampak ceria dan happy. Wahaha…

Berlainan pulak ceritanya dengan kaum lelaki, pandai pulak dia tutup muka dengan baju, atau dalam clip tu dengan helmet. Sebab dia tahu malu, dia tahu clip tu mungkin akan tersebar jugak, paling takut kalau dah upload kat internet. Kalau sampai kat internet maka tiada mustahil lah akan sampai ke Harian Metro, kalau sampai kat tangan aku jer kira masih ok lah.. huhuhu..

Lelaki kurang impact kalau tersiar pun, sebab? Sebab dia lelaki, jahat camana pun, nakal camana pun, dia lelaki. Silap perempuan dibandingkan dengan silap lelaki tak akan sama, padahal hakikatnya sama juga. Perempuan kalau dah telanjang bulat tu orang dah kata bohsia, sundal dan macam-macam. Lelaki pulak, alah biasalah lelaki. Peel lelaki. Siapa yang letakkan ketidak-samaan ini? Masyarakat kita lah.

Now aku terfikir lagi, bagaimana perempuan dan awek-awek lucah tu nak menghadapi masyarakat sedangkan clip dan photo mereka sudah tersebar satu dunia. Untunglah dia bukannya artis, kalau artis aku percaya dia akan terus stop jadi artis duduk kat rumah jer.

Fikir-fikir…..

Apa-apa hal, kita dengar lagu Pecinta Wanita versi Klate. Click untuk download.

Kecoh satu dunia internet Malaysia berkenaan dengan photos 2 orang adik kita dari sebuah U di sebuah kandang babi, atau nama manjanya khinzir. Dalam photos tersebut ada beberapa pose pose yang menarik yang digayakan oleh mereka ni. Kebanyakkan respond yang aku baca, tak kira lah thru email ke, forum ke atau apa-apa sajalah kebanyakkannya menghentam dan berpandangan negative. Apa yang menariknya, kebanyakkan tukang komen dan tukang-tukang tambah cerita tu mengulas sekitar tentang haram pegang babi dan anjing.

Pelik aku, siapa kata haram pegang babi? Tak pernah dengan pulak aku dengar ada fatwa kata haram pegang babi dan anjing. Yang haram tu makan apa-apa yang berkaitan dengan babi dan anjing, dan yang datangnya dari menatang 2 ekor tu. Aku bukanlah yang terbaik untuk mengulas berkenaan dengan hukum hakam, tapi hukum berkenaan dengan haram halal menatang 2 ekor ni adalah basic jer. Basic fardu ain jer dalam jenis-jenis najis ni. Adeh..

OK kita baca penjelasan panjang lebar dari seorang hamba Allah berkenaan dengan isu ini semoga kita semua mendapat ilmu dari apa yang telah beliau tulis. (more…)

This Boyfriend Arm Pillow is a Japanese product aimed at Japanese who like sleeping with their head on man’s chest but don’t have a partner to do it with.

The good thing are they’ve got the shape right and padded appropriately for comfort and an alarm clock which gently shakes the arm when it’s time to get up. Wahaha…

Kameo’s Boyfriend Arm Pillow resembles a man’s torso, shoulder and arm, offering a cozy space sized to fit and comfort its lonely owner.

The price when they launched in 2004 was $74 and now available in the market.

Thats good for the girl who still single or desperate one who always wish to sleep on man’s chest.

So thats for girl, what about man? Man also wants someone who can accompany him on bed. To make it fair, Japaneese have created one for man. I think the men outside there who are working at offshore rig should have this

Huhuhu…

Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on August 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on August 27 12:30 am . It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in  2287

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‘A Huge Striped Reptile Took Up Residence In My Tummy!’

EMERGENCY room doctors were stunned when they cut into a woman’s belly - and found a 1,83-metre snake!

“It was like something out of horror movie,”, says Dr. Damien Perez, one of the physicians at the bustling New York ER. “The snake was white with bands of a darker colour around it. The mouth was large and when it looked at us, it bared its fangs and hissed like a steam ketle.

“I guess the snake was in a rage because we were taking it from its secret lair. One attending nurse fainted and another just stood there and screamed. I felt a little woozy myself.” The patient, 36-year-old Patricia Roger, had been rushed to the hospital complaining of tomach pains.

“When Patty woke up that morning she was in agony,” recalls her husband David, a 40-year-old security guard.

“We thought it was something she’d eaten the night before. We had been to a Japanese restaurant and Patty had eaten sushi. I’ve always been squeamish about eating raw fish, and I said, “I told you so’, when my wife got sick.”

David raced his moaning spouse to the ER, where doctors were baffled by their patient’s symptoms.

“Mrs. Rogers began to vomit violently, then she went into convulsions,” says Perez. “When we removed her clothes we could see something moving beneath the skin of her stomach.

“We took X-rays, but couldn’t quite believe what we were seeing. Before we could discuss what to do next, Mrs Roger’s heart stopped.We didn’t have time to get her to an OR. We had to operate immediately.

“I believe the snake had been living in her large intestine, feeding from the food that passed through her gastrointestinal system - and growing bigger and bigger.

“How it got there, we have no idea. Nor does she.”
But after surgeons removed the snake from Roger’s stomach, she slowly recovered - and researches say she may have swallowed snake eggs when she drank ricer water on a camping trip.

Rogers isn’t the first victim of this hideous affliction. It’s mentioned in the literature of the Middle Ages and in medical texts as late as the 19th century. Here are two cases from the book Cabinet of Medical

Curiosities:
1.) In 16th-century France, a shoemaker who suffered abdominal pains for 10 years finally stabbed himself in despair. Later, his widow found a live snake in his coffin. It had exited through the stab wound.
2.) In 1642, it was recorded that a German woman named Catharina Geisslerin vomited toads and lizards from her mouth for 14 years.

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